Because my need for coffee outweighs any sense of expediency, my daily commute now takes me straight through the bowling green bull and defiant girl statues. I actually enjoy it, because it’s been fun people watching so far.

This morning, two Asian walking tour groups battled it out for dominance and dibs, and this gentleman was very angry. It was hard to tell who won, exactly, but he seemed to be forced into retreat by the time I walked right through the middle of the battleground.